It's been a busy week, so I missed hearing this back on Monday. Men and women trying to enjoy an afternoon of relaxation at the David Witchell Salon on South State Street in Newtown sure didn't have a relaxing experience.  A deer crashed through the front window, sending the salon into mayhem as it ran wild and bloodied through the salon!!! Apparently the deer (which, how the hellll did it get on State Street?) was startled by its own reflection in the mirror, tried to buck the “enemy deer,” and instead crashed right through the window!!!  That's not all either, because what's a salon full of?  That's right, MIRRORS!!! It continued to destroy the interior of the salon as it bucked images of itself in the mirrors.  The deer caused panic and pandemonium as clients and stylists ran for the doors and the bathrooms.  Close to 50 people were in the Newtown salon when the deer barreled through the front window.

So how did this crazy story end?  Well the local MAILMAN saved the day!  He ran into the salon and grabbed the weakened deer by it's antlers while others covered the crazy animal's eyes with a towel.  They were able to guide the deer out into the street.  If you see that guy in the street, buy him a drink!

Witchell said the damage to the store was so minimal that he won't even need to file an insurance claim.

Nobody was injured in this bizarre event.

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